Autoloc makes the real deal smoke screen - as used by James Bond and others to escape hazardous situations. Extra dense, non-toxic white smoke will billow out of your tailpipe when activated. Step by step instructions included - so easy, according to the company, even the weekend mechanic can do it. $176 BUY

So you’re fed up with getting tickets. You now have a great option, in fact the best. The Beltronics RX-75 installs two discreet led lights on your dash (object in photo is hidden in your car) - and has optional voice alerts to let you know when any laser or radar detection is near. The unit does jam the radar and laser as well. So effective we have to have the following disclaimer: “check with local laws before using.” $1,100. BUY