So you know you’re supposed to have one somewhere. The earthquake, hurricane, tornado, or flood is coming at some point - and why not welcome it the right way. The Ultimate Emergency Kit, in our humble opinion, would contain the following: Iridium’s Grab and Go Kit ($1995 - pictured)- which gets you a satellite phone in a Pelican case with included chargers (solar charger included), The Red Cross’ Deluxe Personal Emergency Kit ($70), which includes 2,400 calorie food bars (which we guess are …filling), and BP Medical’s First Responder Trauma EMT Kit ($99). Add a few bottles of wine to the kit, and you’re good to go.